After my brain processed what was happening, I saw a car driving in our lane going around a semi truck. We were a few feet from a head-on collision. At the rate of speed that the car was going, I would have gotten hit as well. Continue reading

As I approached the counter, the female associate was leaning on the counter with a sly smile as if she knew I was coming. Continue reading

“You should go pick some cologne that you would like for me to wear.” I internally panic. He can’t be serious. He really wants me to go to a counter and sniff the latest trends in cologne? Continue reading

I look at the little black box on my desk. O. M. G. It’s covered with pollen. I let out a deep sigh and shake my head wondering who in the world opened the window. The breeze no longer feels nice. I have daggers in my nose and what feels like fingernails scratching my skin… Continue reading

It’ll turn its little bird head, look at me with one squinty eye, and sneeze numerous times back to back. At this point, I don’t believe that the bird is mimicking me, the blasted bird is mocking me! The bird has ‘sneezed’ so many times that it now lets out an exasperated “whoo” afterwards. Continue reading

I virtually went to work, visited the CDC for the daily infection count, and ordered tissue from my sofa to be delivered–well, tossed–in the yard by the driver of whichever delivery service visited the warehouse. Continue reading